1-800-CALL-GOD: Celestial Conversations - III

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Ring Ring

God: Hello

Me: Hello. Is this God's Outsourcing department?

God: (short pause) No.

Me: Oh. Thank you.
(Disconnect)
Me: Damn!

God: I have an outsourcing department?

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