Inexperienced: First Night

on Posted by Rajesh J Advani
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Intro: Inexperienced

(This is the first episode of the story of a pair of newlyweds seriously short on sex education. So if you're easily offended, you probably don't want to read any further.)
Hug, kiss, cuddle, etc.

"Okay let's do it."
"Yes, let's."
"Yes."

(silence)

"So..."
"Yes."

(more silence and staring at ceiling)

"I think we should take our clothes off."
"Right. Right. Let's do that."
"Yes, let's."

(fumble around with clothes, ending up partially undressed)

More hugging, kissing, cuddling and etc-ing.

"Okay, let's do it now."
"Yes, let's."

(silence)

"I think we need to undress... um... all the way."
"Er... yes, I think that too."

(more fumbling around with clothes)

(deep breaths)

"Okay, let's do it now."
"Yes. Let's."

(pause)

"Umm..."
"Errr..."
(both together) "You know what to do, right?"
(both grin)
(both) "Yes, of course!"
(both sigh in relief)

"Okay, good".
"Yeah, good."

"Well, then..."
"Yes."
"Um..."
"Yes?"

(pause)

"Err... Umm... Do you know where I should put this?"
"Don't you?"
"Actually no. I'm new at this."
"Damn! And they told me to let the guy do everything!"
"Sorry."
"Well, now what?"
"I don't know."
"Hmm."
"We could go back to cuddling."
"Okay."

(some more cuddling)

"I'm sleepy."
"Yeah, me too."
"Okay, good night."
"Good night."

(both) *phew*

Next: Second Night

4 comments:

In The Shadows said...

hahahaha... LOLz... Nice one.

The guy doesnt watch explicit films.. for sure.

Kusum Rohra said...

@RJA:"Okay let's do it."

LOL! any couple who has to explicitly say that, doesn't know much for sure.

@ITS: Why only the guy? Looks like the girl doesn't watch explicit movies too,right? Ah! but a girl not seeing such movies is ok, is it?

Rajesh J Advani said...

In The Shadows: He he! Guess not! But like Kusum says, why is it less surprising that the girl doesn't either?

Kusum Rohra: Probably true :)

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