Anyway. Here's the next installment of the 55-word story.
They met. They fell in love. They courted.
Soon he got a job, and they got married. They fought a little, but mostly it was a good marriage. They had two children - a boy and a girl.
They lived happily together till he died at the age of seventy-nine. She died a year later.The End
Now don't tell me that dying of old age is also too morbid.