"We'll use Nuclear weapons!"
They aimed. They fired. They miscalculated.
The asteroid deflected in the wrong direction, hit Earth head-on, and wiped out all life. Except the cockroaches, of course.
He walks like a king through his house. He is master of his domain. He can eat what he wants, drink what he wants, and he can turn on the television and watch whatever he wants. He smiles to himself.
"By the power of Grayskull!" he shouts. "I... Have... The Power!"
He hears the car in the driveway. His wife is back from shopping. He sighs.
It was nice while it lasted.
Me: Hi!Next: Of Campaigns: Celestial Conversations - XXVIII
Me: You busy?
God: No, I'm relaxing today. Just finished painting my nails.
Me: Painting your nails?
God: Yes. Why, is there a problem?
Me: Not really, but polishing nails just seems like a girly thing to do.
Me: You're a guy!
God: Whatever gave you that idea?
God: I'm one hundred percent female.
God: Why is that coming as a surprise?
Me: Well, most major religions believe You are male.
God: Is that true?
Me: I'm pretty sure it is.
God: Well that will just not do! Why should religions make any guesses about my gender at all? I'm going to see if something can be done about this.
[God has logged out]
Grievance room in Heaven:
Little Girl: God?
Little Girl: Most major religions think I'm male! (starts crying)
God: What? Whatever gave you that idea?
Little Girl: A man told me while I was chatting on the internet.
God: Were you logged in as Me again?
Little Girl: (nods between sobs)
God: (thinking to himself) Why don't people get their own logins? (to the girl) That's okay. I'm sure the man didn't know what he was talking about.
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