Inexperienced: Second Night

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Intro: Inexperienced
Previous: First Night

(Episode 2 of the plight of newlyweds lacking education. Read the previous posts in the series for context. These posts are probably R or PG-13 rated, depending on who is doing the rating.)
Hug, kiss, cuddle, etc.

(pause)
(both look at each other)

"What next?"
"Um, I don't know."
"Didn't you ask someone?"
"No, of course not! Did you?"
"No, I didn't."
"Oh."

(both thoughtful)

"Well..."
"Yes?"
"See, I'm sure this goes somewhere."
"I can see that, but where?"
"I don't know."
"This is so stupid."
"Hey, I know what to do at my end. You should know how things work at yours."
"What? How dare you! That's such a horrible thing to say! You're sleeping on the
couch tonight."
"What?! Why?!"
"Because you're an insensitive boor."

Next: Third Night

4 comments:

P said...

Interesting...

Kusum Rohra said...

In this case, considering the fact that these guys are not doing much anyways, sleeping on the couch doesn't seem to be inflicting torture as it would have in other cases, :D

Rajesh J Advani said...

Perspective Inc: Thanks!

Kusum Rohra: LOL! You women na... :D

Kusum Rohra said...

Er Rajesh, I think thats a typo in your reply to my earlier comment!!

I think you meant: LOL! You women yes (And a very estatic yes, I did like to belive) :D